There are a few sentences from the video using modals.

What is the matter with Lars Ulrich (Metallica’s drummer) sobbing by his pool:

• He was gonna get a gold plates shark tank bar but thanks to people downloading his music for free, he
  may

  must

  might

  has to
  now wait a few months before he can afford it.

About Britney Spears’ private jet:

• Britney
  refused to

  used to

  used
  have a Goldstream IV. Now she’s
  had to

  have to

  glad to

  must
  sell it and get a Goldstream III…

The loving family of Master P is about to celebrate their son’s birthday:

• FBI special agent: This child
  willy

  will

  would
  not get his tropical paradise

 Conclusion:

• Stan: We’re sorry,
  well

  we will

  we’ll

  will
  never download music for free again.
• FBI special agent: Man
  must to

  must
  think of the fore(see)able outcomes before he acts selfishly or else I fear recording artist
  will be

  will

  Wallaby
    forever doomed to a life of  only semi-luxury